Letter to Bleach 'Shippers

[loolaa]

Dear Bleach 'Shippers',

I don't give a damn whether you're all Orihime/Ichigo, Rukia/Ichigo or Uryuu/Ichigo. Stop shoving your stupid 'shipping crap in my face. I DON'T CARE.
The cutesy mixed up couple names make me feel nauseous. You can take your Ichihime and your Ulquihime's and shove them up your arse.
Stop infecting all my Bleach havens with your mawkish drivel.
Your signatures are quite possibly the most annoying and insipid things I've ever come across, please re-size them to 5x5 pixels with a filesize no larger than 2k immediately.

Stop it all. Just stop it.

All My love,
Loolaa x

Comments

[sonofwolf.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you should join fanficrants.

[loolaa.livejournal.com]

lol! Nah, I don't have to read fanfic if I don't wanna so people can write whatever awful crap they want. I'll never know.

It's signatures on forums that take over half of my macbook screen and shout that OMG-ICHIGO-LUVS-ORIHIME-NOT-RUKIA-YOU-BITCHES-WAHH-I'M-RIGHT-YOU'RE-WRONG. When I really don't care. I think cuz they're so in your face and overly passionate about things that are: 1.Not even mentioned in the manga. 2.Irrelevant in a shonen manga that is more about guys and their testosterone levels. Fightingfightingfighting for chapters on end than it is about romance.